Go Fund Yourself

WOW... This is a new one for lazy ass slacker fawks to find another way to work the system. But this system is far better. This is some lazy terd that makes up some excuse about how they lost their job or their goldfish needs a heart transplant or they stubbed their toe and cant work or NEED TITTY FAWKN IMPLANTS and they need money for it so they just want you to give them your money?
R U FAWKN KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING ME????
This is what the good ole U S of Fawkn A has come to... Lazy people getting money from dumb people? Well shit, the government does this LEGALLY so why not capitalize on the stupidity of everyone and work around the government and do it yourself? I often hear the term, "more power to em," in regards to people who exploit or hurt others in anyway possible based on stupidity. Well folks, it's not that cut and dry. Some of you terds may have forgotten a few things like hard work, integrity, ambition, passion and perseverance, shit that real men and women live by in order to get where they need to be. Not this hocus pocus find a glitch in the matrix and take advantage of it shit, just taking advantage of good hard working people that have a fawkn heart.
Now before some of you huff and puff about something I need to take a step back and let you know that if someone is terminally ill or very ill, house burned down or something pretty heavy, I am all for it, that shit is a good cause and I'm behind yall 100%. The insurance systems in Murica are a fawkn disgusting joke so I feel ya on some of that shit. But its those fawkn toads and trolls that use the system for their gain to do less and make aka accumulate more. The funny thing is, after these shitbirds collect money from yall, chances are they aint paying their rent, mortgage, bills, etc. They are prolly spending that shit on Jordan's, MAC make up, iPads or more clown gear. Its basically people who cant work the government system which is an overly flawed and absolute debacle of degenerateness, but they take that same structure and apply it to everyday people. But the real bozos are people just giving their money to some person without really knowing WTF is going on. If you are going to just GIVE your money to someone, be smart and do your RESEARCH (Jen) get some info on this shit. The last thing you wana be doing is explaining to someone on a date how you "donated" $500 to some fawktard for a some bullshit reason and the person on the date is like either, "shit I can scam this dumbass outta some coin," or, "uhhh, you dumb as shit and Im takin my ass back to #Tinder n findn me summin betta."
The lesson I'm trying preach n teach to yall is if someone creates a GoFundMe account, get the background on the information. Tha MUTHAFAWKN web is FREE!!! Go Google their ass and story and see what you get. Do your due diligence! The last thing I wana hear about is another friend of mine complaining that they "donated" money to someone for something they thought was to help them when really it was just some lazy pissant working the system or your heart strings... Be aware, they are everywhere!