Don't Be KUNTY

By Trevor A. Keveloh

If you are trying to make sense of what I am simply saying, then let me enlighten you on my saying.

Some people out in the this beautiful world we call Earth or Earf, can be KUNTY. Some even go as far as being ultra-super-premium-KUNTY, but there’s a special place for them which is about 6 feet deep. I like to think that everyone has their moments of being KUNTY but some people just are more KUNTY than others. I could sit here and list all the KUNTY people but I’d rather focus my energy on something more positive in life, like entertaining you with some more KUNTY observations.

1. If you think that the place you grew up is better than everywhere else, you are definitely KUNTY.
2. If you are a keyboard warrior, you are KUNTY.
3. If you think PBR is a good beer and you are under 40, you are KUNTY.
4. If you are a hipster, you are KUNTY. If that bothers you, you are KUNTY.
5. If you like to battle it out on social media outlets (NOT just Facebook) you are KUNTY.
6. If you think drinking wine is OK when you are pregnant, you are KUNTY. (This goes for both women and men.)
7. If you think that drinking wine is more sophisticated than beer or makes you feel less like an alcoholic because you drink it constantly, you are KUNTY.
8. If you change lanes in the middle of an intersection, you are KUNTY.
9. If you still, “believe,” in politicians, you are KUNTY.
10. If you THINK you are cool, you are KUNTY.
11. If you can’t explain what you actually DO at work, you are KUNTY.
12. If you do NOT like the band TOOL, you are KUNTY.
13. If the majority of your T.V. watching is, “reality T.V. shows,” you are KUNTY.
14. If you need to apply sunscreen every 10 minutes, you are KUNTY.
15. If you do not believe in some greater power, you are KUNTY.
16. If you think having a piece of paper is more important than having a piece of mind, you are KUNTY.
17. If you think dubstep is music, you are KUNTY.
18. If you DON’T believe in the spirit of Christmas, you are KUNTY.
19. If you don’t like kids, you are KUNTY.
20. If you think I am KUNTY, then you are KUNTY.