Spirit Animal
Meanings
By Trevor A. Keveloh
There are many different meanings when seeing an animal
randomly, in a dream or an animal that isn’t typically in the area in which
you saw it. Sometimes that animal just wants to go play, eat or fawk. Maybe that
animal had a job interview or maybe that animal got all fawked up and ended up
in the wrong hood after a long night of boozing and smoking. Here is some
insight on the meanings behind seeing certain animals and what they represent…
Walrus:
If you see a walrus in the ocean, it’s probably because it
lives there. If you see it in the zoo, it’s probably now a prisoner to humans
because it lost a bet or maybe it’s just a bad walrus. If you see one in your
dream, I really don’t know, I mean who dreams of a walrus often? If you see one
on land or like in a strange place, you are probably smoking some really wicked
shit that could be laced with something like paint thinner.
Grizzly Bear:
If you see a grizzly bear it’s probably because you are at
the zoo or in an area where you typically see them. If you see one in a place
it shouldn’t be, like your house or the park or somewhere like that, it’s
probably a sign you should get the fawk out of there and call a park ranger.
Black Bear:
Why’s it gotta be a BLACK bear? Why can’t it just be a
BEAR?!?! Fawkn racists!
Deer:
If you are seeing a lot of deer it’s because deer are around
a lot. If you dream about a dear its maybe cuz you were thinking or talking
about them recently and your brain is resting and shit.
Dolphin:
If you see a dolphin in your dream it’s because dolphins are
cool and they communicate with humans in the dream world. If you see one at the
park or hiking, it’s probably lost and needs help getting home. Be a good
neighbor and help out a dolphin, “help a dolphin out,” n shit.
Anaconda:
If you see an anaconda out and about, hopefully you are in
South America or some shit because they really don’t just go out and about. The
anaconda represents a giant ass snake and also represents every girl with a big
ass. If you dream about and anaconda it could be because it don’t want none
unless you got buns hun.
Flying Chilean Monkey:
If you see one of these, I gotta know. Hit me up!
Turtle:
If you see a turtle out in nature, it’s probably because
they live all over and shit. If you dream about one the reason is because
turtles are pretty cool. I mean they don’t represent anything hugely amazing,
they are slow and cute and harmless, they are basically like pet rocks that can
swim that you have to feed and occasionally change their litter box.
Cagle:
If you are reading this, email me back you shithead.
Dutch Lion:
These are a very interesting breed of lions mainly because
they don’t actually exist. If you see one on the sidewalk or something, Id get
a gun and shoot it or get a box, 2 by 4 and a slab of meat and try to catch it.
If you dream about one, it means a fortune is coming your way and you should go
play some scratch offs.
Jive Turkey:
If you see a Jive Turkey in the wild, watch out for it, it
could be trying to hustle you. If you dream of one, it’s because you are
watching a lot of Blaxplotation movies. IF you see one just chilling or walking
around, don’t bum it a smoke.
Armenian Race Car Driver:
If you see one, it’s probably your uber/lyft driver. If you
dream of one, well that’s weird but my guess is because you have been using
those services a lot and your brain has nothing else to do other than dream
about your driver.
Cat:
If you see a cat or cats it’s prolly cuz cats are common. If
a black one crosses your path it’s because it’s a cat and had somewhere to go,
BUT they could also mean bad luck. I’m really not sure on this one. If you
dream of a cat or “cats” it’s prolly cuz they are cool, or “cool as a cat,” and
you should wake up and kiss your kitty.
Pigeon:
If you see a pigeon, GET THE FAWK OUTTA THERE. If you dream
of a pigeon, it’s because you were watching a bio on Tyson and he had pet
pigeons. If you meet one and it’s nice, well I dunno, stir up a convo and find
out whets up.
Chia Pet:
If you see one in the wild, take a picture and make sure to
put it on instagram. If you see one in your dream, it’s a sign that you are
asleep and dreaming. If you see one cross a busy street, keep and eye on it so
it doesn’t get hit by a car.
Bunny:
If you see a bunny in the wild, leave it alone. If you dream
about a bunny or “bunnies,” hopefully it’s the Playboy bunnies are you are
smashing them.
That’s all I got for now. Part 2 and/or the extended version
will be up in a few days.
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